- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

DESERT

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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