- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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