- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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