- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A black man comes home from work.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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