A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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