A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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test

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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