Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

I'd like to make a withdraw

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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