- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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