-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Justin Bieber

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

THE GAME

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

women's rights

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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