- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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