knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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