- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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