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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

children burning

you lose.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Donald Trump.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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