- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Guess what. Chicken butt.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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