- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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