- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

im at school

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What is White over Black? Society.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

This is not a joke

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Religion.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

The Braves win the N.L. east

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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