Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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poop

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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