Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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sorry got to poo

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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