A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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