- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery