How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Samraj.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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