- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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