- Anti Joke

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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