- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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