- Anti Joke

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Alex Gedrose.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's rights.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.