- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

look under under where under under where. under the couch

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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