- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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