- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Knock knock Get off my porch.

the love boat

like most people my age. im 27

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Kathy Griffin.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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