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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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