- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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