- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??