(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Fox News.

So a seal walks into a club..

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...