A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I like touching my boobs

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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