What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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bacon

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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