A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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