Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Women's rights

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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