Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Where's my tractor?

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Wanna know something funny? Your face

i am and me is i

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

The Christian Bible.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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