What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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I agree

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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PEANIS!

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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