- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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