why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Jersey Shore

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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