roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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