Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Needless to say,

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Black People.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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