- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Whats white and sticky fluff

say cheese

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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