A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Chicken

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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tea with milk?

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Your biggest fan.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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an athiest walks into a church

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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