Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

U mad?

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Women's rights.

Woman's rights

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...