Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Nicolas Cage

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religion.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Hi

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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