- Anti Joke

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chicken penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Are you Drew?

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.