- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

You idiot.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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