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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did i write this? I was bored

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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