What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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i have yougurt with tractor

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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