- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

tims sty:)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Cancer

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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