What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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civil rights

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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