Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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guess what chicken butt

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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