You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

21

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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