- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Religion.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Badgers are cool

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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