Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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hi will

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Harry Styles

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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more chocolate?

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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