- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Guess what? Holocaust

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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