A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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