What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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