What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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thumbs up!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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The WNBA.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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