- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Charlotte Bobcats

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

If life throws you melons... ouch

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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