- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Melbourne Football Club.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Jews

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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